|—||Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner (via jenngofett)|
The fear will fuck anything and everything and if you don’t think so you’re terribly wrong
You think he won’t fuck a tree? Try again
Ladies and future Dommes,
This is it.. the magic button.. a illustration of exactly where his prostate is and how you get to it.
Carefully massaging this area will cause the prostate to flex and without allowing the pleasure of an orgasm, you can drain him this way, or use your imagination. Some of which I have done already.
Protest, BBQ, Voter Reg, Music— community is alive and well in Ferguson. #staywoke #insolidarity #farfromover
White people remind me of those serial killers you see on TV that kill a bunch of people & keep an item of clothing or a piece of jewelry that belonged to the people they killed to wear for “fun”.
i get fb
me: it was to fb?
i leave at this point
i rejoin several minutes later to an exposed inhib
me:.. you didn’t leave
me: you have no honor :(
long story short he got down to 1/2 of a nexus turret and i fucking wrecked his shit still
Best minute and a half in television history
is it a rule that you have to wear a ski mask when you hack into a computer
Do you want to get caught !?